 the jazzification of america. Thursday, April 26, 2007 sure you wonder what in the hell humanity did before the new mobile culture we bask in. cell phones, ipods, laptops...and the jazzy. the fucking battery-operated, indoor-outdoor, get in tight spaces, portability, get me my life back chair on wheels thing that everyone from the geriatric to the morbidly obese now depend on to scream, 'that's how i roll!'--literally! hey, i ain't necessarily knocking it but it won't be long before we have to legislate some rules of the road for these death machines. i mean, after checking their website i see they offer a model that actually seats and moves a 650 lb. individual...believe me your ankles are not safe at the wal-mart when the jazzy1650 is cruising the little debbie's aisle at a nice clip...we gonna need lanes, lights, exits and the whole shebang if'n we don't check ourselves before we wreck ourselves...word. jazzy enroute. Diana (Mark L clone) Arista Ultra.Edu 400. Comment (4) | Permalink |
