 blurred to your mother Tuesday, March 06, 2007 on the cavalcade of shit in the news this week, you know i love a good story and there is some good ones to yak a bit about. i already water-coolered these as a public service and let me tell you, they are good to go...first off, sixth graders having sex in shop class in good old Indianapolis, Indiana. home of the world champion Colts even. yep, seems a couple kids were playing hide the router in class while 10 others gawked. the teacher was unawares, but somewhere in the class. one disturbed parent wrote to a local TV station which started the investigation...i love the quote, '...during school hours in a classroom with an experienced teacher present, two sixth graders completed the act of intercourse...at least ten students were witnesses. No disciplinary actions were taken against the teacher... All teachers were told to keep quiet.' yikes. as a parent, i'm appalled, as a former sixth grader, i'm slightly pissed at the opportunities that this new generation of kids have. in sixth grade i was 11. at 11 i thought vagina was the state next to west vagina. my take on the teacher not catching the kids...shop teachers are the mental equivalent of cheese. okay, maybe that is painting with too broad a brush...but you have to think if you spend all day latheing lazy susans and painting paper towel racks with pre-teens your mind is probably dulled from the habitual huffing of paint thinner that you are dependent on just to get through the day. on to texas, ah yes, texas. where life is cheap and the pot is available at KindercareTM. well not exactly but a couple of teens gave a couple of toddlers some of their wackage tobaccage and the two rugrats made like snoop and dre all laid back mind on their money and money on their marijuana. sure smoking dope is all hip hop stizzle and totally acceptizzle in the culture of it all but giving it to your baby's momma's babies is a felonizzle. werd. other fun in the news, or if not fun at least worthy of mention. anne (don't call me a cunt) coulter says the word 'faggot' and republicans gasp (not before giggling first). scooter libby is guilty, the only thing shocking is that they actually found him guilty. bring me the head of carl rove...after removing it from cheney's ass of course. oh, and cheney almost got blowed up, then bill maher said, we'd be safer if he was dead and more soldiers would be alive and unlike the word 'faggot,' this caused no republicans to giggle. well, maybe that guy who got shot in the face by cheney chortled briefly. global warming all up in the news...as a co-worker informed me yesterday...'aw yeah, they done debunked it, there is no such thing.' weather at 11, i need to change my asbestos panties. and finally, rice with human genes is on its way to market. ideally the proteins that are found in spit and boob milk mingled with the rice would somehow cure 3rd world children of diarrhea (cha-cha-cha)--but in reality in the near future mankind will be controlled by this super strain of human-rice hybrid. the drawsbacks...many. but on the plus side--6 foot tall california rolls will be extra filling. seacrest out. horns. Diana (Shakey's Pizza clone) Ilford HP5+ have you got the new Light Leaks? Comment (6) | Permalink |
