 Memorial Daze. Thursday, May 25, 2006 So in a day or so we can officialy announce that is Summer! You up for that? Hazy, hot & humid. People you'd rather not see dressed skimpish, going for it in those tight-assed tees...ladies, I love you but GLH (girl love handles) can only be acceptable if you are willing to bite the bullet and accept BLH (boy love handles) in a belly shirt...think it through, just because you can wear 'em, don't mean ya should...Oh, and those damned trendy flip flops. I can't stop you from wearing 'em but I am going to ask all men, straight and gay to trim their hot damned nasty yellow toenails. Seriously, when I'm at lunch, the last thing I want to glance is the dude next to me with a pair of claw foot tub appendages housing those Tasmanian Devils under his scaley nails. Boy please, you look like a fucking gargoyle late for a clam dig. Again, just cause you can wear 'em, don't mean ya should. And butt sweat, yeah, butt sweat, you know you do it and you know it ain't pretty or pleasant and there is just no sane way to deodorize your taint! And if you are from a foreign land and don't understand the term taint...it is that area of flesh that lies in your nether regions that t'aint pluribus, t'aint unum. Hell, google it! Oh and while I'm railing on shit I don't like, beer comes to mind. No, I love beer, good beer, it's Memorial Day, go for quality over quantity for a change. Sure Keystone is $7 for a 97-pack but pamper yourself, you are worth it, you have the tee and the flops and your ass is sweating so why not enjoy a nice cold imported beer that you spent upwards of a $1 a bottle for? G'head, you'll thank me. Happy MoMo, I'm off to pick up my Memorial Day lay-aways there will be something special on all your tombstones when you wake up Monday! Jesus and the flag and the kid and a woman in the shower. Diana (Arrow clone) Kodak TMax 400. I'm sure you are asking yourself how in Hades did Tread get a PhotoBloggie for Best Writing on a Photoblog. Easy. I slept with all the judges. If you like toy cameras or if you don't--read my thoughts in the May issue of Photoblogs Magazine. Other places you can see Tread... Sunny16. Mooncruise. Box. Filmwasters Gallery. Buy Lightleaks. New issue coming soon, the debut of 'Treadly Speaking,' an interview with super photog Lee Frost, a superb gallery and much more. Pre-order NOW! Comment (8) | Permalink |
